If only I had a fortune cookie for this morning, the night before…
If you want to mass text your old phone address book at 6am, about your return to the cuntry after 9 months when you’re still jet-lagging 48 hours (and counting), be prepared for the 30+ replies and 2 missed calls within the hour.
It would suck to be you if you do not have your Zypraxa handy.
